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Quadruple Amputee “On the Run”

November 7th, 2014 | 1 Comment

Police in Florida are looking for a quadruple amputee, potentially armed with a gun, wanted as a person of interest in connection with the death of his parents.

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I came across this from Fox News while scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed, and before I read the article further, I was like “wait. what? how is this even possible??”

Then I saw the peanut gallery of comments on Facebook, and that’s when it went from just odd to down-right hilarious!

“Police stumped.”

“I got to HAND it to him, he already has a LEG up on the authorities.”

“On the run? I think not!”

“He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.”

And the list goes on!

Of course, “We are all going straight to hell” as one other commented, but at least we’ll have company.

Dat ain’t my gat

October 5th, 2014 | No Comments

From TruthRevolt:

Rapper “Too Short” just dodged a bullet.

The Los Angeles Times reports that the rapper (born Anthony Shaw), was at Burbank Airport in Los Angeles on Thursday and as his bag went onto the conveyor belt he realized he had a loaded gun inside.  Without hesitating, he left the airport.

The problem was his wallet and shoes were also on the conveyor belt.

Calling his lawyer and asking for guidance, Keith Davidson told Too Short not to worry and he would take care of it.  According to the LA Times, Davidson convinced authorities to ticket Shaw for misdemeanor possession of a loaded firearm and forgo the arrest after lawyer and client came back to the airport.

Special celebrity treatment has no boundaries.

No boundaries indeed. Misdemeanor possession of a loaded firearm? What, no felony unlicensed concealed-carry charges?

I suppose he’s lucky he’s not a single mother of two crossing into New Jersey. Of course, being a “celebrity” as Mr. Too Short is, he’d just get off with a slap on the wrist.

Pardon The Mess

September 12th, 2014 | No Comments

Pardon the mess on the site, from some broken or redundant links to about pages, to text/picture formatting in posts.  I’m experimenting with WordPress themes and still playing (and trying to figure out) the underlying back-end code to them.

R.I.P. Richard “Jaws” Kiel

September 12th, 2014 | No Comments

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Richard Kiel died this week, just a few days shy of his 75th birthday.   He’s had an extensive career since the 1960s, but probably best known to most (including me) for playing “Jaws” in a couple of James Bond movies.  He was definitely one of my favorite characters in the Bond series, and I also fondly remember as a kid, watching him as the Mitsubishi team driver in Cannonball Run II.



Weekend Funnies: The Hot-Crazy Matrix

August 30th, 2014 | No Comments

The Hot-Crazy Matrix: A Man’s Guide to Women


“It’s funny, because it’s true!”

For The Love of Beer

August 30th, 2014 | No Comments

“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, “It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Babe Ruth

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
Lyndon B. Johnson

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Paul Horning

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
H. L. Mencken

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
George Bernard Shaw

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields

Remember “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers (TV Sitcom), Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
“Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this…
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

Food for Thought: Privacy

August 26th, 2014 | 1 Comment

From the NRA YouTube channel:

What kind of government spies on its own people? Demanding your privacy doesn’t mean you’re hiding something, it means you believe in something. The right to a private life is one of freedom’s greatest blessings. That’s what the Good Guys believe.


Gloria Steinem: Liberal Hypocrite

August 22nd, 2014 | No Comments

Someone awesome put Gloria Steinem’s quote about guns onto her photo showing her pride about having an abortion, and the two things juxtaposed is the perfect way to shine a big fat light on liberal hypocrisy.

Gloria Steinem: Liberal Hypocrite

h/t – Chicks on the Right via The Federalist Papers on Facebook

Help!! Social Emergency!!

August 4th, 2014 | 1 Comment

Hello, 911? I can’t play Candy Crush!!

Imagine, the horror of not being able to browse silly kitten pictures while waiting for the mailman to deliver your welfare check. (Well, as if the State of California had any money. heh.)

Surely, what any sane individual would do is call the authorities and get a gumshoe on the case fast!

The irony here? The local police PIO took to social media to post about it…

From WFSB (CBS):

An officer from Los Angeles County took to Twitter on Friday when Facebook users called for help to report that the social mediawebsite was down.

Sgt. Burton Brink, the public information officer in La Crescenta, CA, posted a Tweet reminding people about the reasons for calling them for help.

“#Facebook is not a Law Enforcement issue, please don’t call us about it being down, we don’t know when FB will be back up!” he wrote.

Users who tried to get on Facebook around noon EST were greeted with an apology.

“Sorry, something went wrong. We’re working on getting this fixed as soon as we can,” the site posted.

A message posted by a Facebook’s developer around noon said the site “is currently experiencing an issue that is affecting all API and web surfaces. Our engineers detected the issue quickly and are working to resolve it ASAP. We’ll update shortly.”

Facebook returned about an hour later.

The sad part here is that the article doesn’t specifically mention one person; it reads “users”, suggesting there was more than one call about. I also assume this is the case, as it prompted him to post in social media about it.

The Bacon Ten Commandments

July 20th, 2014 | No Comments

The Bacon Ten Commandments

The Bacon Ten Commandments

  1. Thou shalt eat bacon.
  2. Thou shalt have no other bacon before me.
  3. Thou shalt not make unto bacon any graven image.
  4. Thou shalt not take the name of bacon in vain.
  5. Remember thy bacon and keep it holy.
  6. Honor thy bacon.
  7. Thou shalt not eat any bacon but your own.
  8. Thou shalt not steal anothers bacon.
  9. Thou shalt not serve false bacon to thy neighbor.
  10. Thou shalt not want any others bacon.