Restaurant Street Sign Win

March 7th, 2014 No comments

And the street sign award of the day goes to… the Hoboken Gourmet Company.

Bacon. No Bacon.

 

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The Bacon-Bun Burger

February 28th, 2014 No comments

Yes… Yes this just happened. The Bacon-Bun Burger.

bacon bun burger

Get yours now at PYT in Philadelphia… Home of America’s Craaaziest Burgers.

 

‘Murica!!!

 

 

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RIP Harold Ramis

February 25th, 2014 No comments

Egon but not forgotten

Harold Ramis has been in numerous movies, but he’s probably best known for playing Egon Spengler in Ghostbusters and Pvt. Russell Ziskey in Stripes.  I remember watching both as a kid, but Ghostbusters especially countless times when I got it on VHS.

Ramis contracted an infection in 2010 that gave him an autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis and ultimately resulted in his untimely death today.

In a nice tribute to him, Hook & Ladder 8 of the FDNY (the setting of Ghostbusters) apparently hung this outside the building.

FDNY Hook & Ladder 8

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Montana Bows to Pressure from Anti-Gun Lobby

February 18th, 2014 No comments

Hard to believe Montana did this, but Montana has followed that idiot newspaper in New York and released a map of the location of all gun owners in the state.

Their locations are marked in red:

Montana-red

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s your abortion.

February 16th, 2014 No comments

Because nothing says romance like “hey honey, let’s go get an abortion!”  The CEO of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, took to Twitter to get you all in the Valentine’s Day spirit with some suggestive gift options.

Cecile RichardsBut this woman that sells “safe” abortions at her billion-dollar a year baby killing factories, killed the mother in a botched abortion.  Tonya Reaves, a healthy 24 year old that was 16 weeks pregnant, died from blood hemorrhaging at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Chicago, Ill.

After the botched abortion took place at Planned Parenthood, Reaves bled for five and a half hours without medical treatment.

A FOIA of the 911 calls from the Planned Parenthood location where Reaves received her abortion shows that the clinic never called 911 on Reaves’ behalf, even after five and a half hours had elapsed.

“Safe”, indeed.

Just a little over a week ago, Planned Parenthood settled a $2 million case with the family; a mere pittance from the lined coffers of that billion-dollar baby-killing industry, and as if there was a dollar value that could be had for snuffing out a couple of lives.

Take that, ya damn dirty tree-hugger

February 6th, 2014 No comments

Just as manufacturing a Toyota Prius is worse off for the environment than building a Hummer (chemicals, batteries, etc.), liberal “best intentions” for saving some trees do the same.  Behold…

Drying your hands with a paper towel will reduce the bacteria count by 45 - 60% on your hands. However, using a hand dryer will increase the bacteria count on your hands by up to 255% because it blows out bacteria already living in the warm, moist environment.

So take that, you (literally) dirty damn hippies and Europeans! 

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Where are ya, Smite?!

January 12th, 2014 2 comments

Yeah I know, I’m been quite lax in my posting for a while. I’ve just been extremely busy lately, and for the most part have relocated up to the mountains of Northeast Pennsylvania.  I’ve only been down to the Philly area for an overnight or two every couple of weeks, to attend Lodge (I’m a Freemason), and to check on the house down there.  I also have a new love interest, and have been spending time with her as much as I can.

I’ve also just not been as much into a writing mood as I used to be, some years ago when I used my actual name as a domain name to blog on, which was mostly about politics.  I guess I’ve grown tired of politics in general too, I don’t know.  When I have been doing any kind of “blogging”, it’s  been just writing in a Day One journal, which is only open to myself.

Anyhow, I’ve been meaning to get back to being more active in this blog, and I have some theme ideas I may go with soon.  As I said, I have mostly grown tired of politics, so in the area of writing on any sort of substance, that may be pretty light.  I will however, always have a love for things like guns, gun babes, beer, bacon, jeeps, trucks, etc. so  there likely will be occasional babe pics posted that you see from the likes of Mr. Wyatt Earp and the folks at at Hookers and Booze.

I may take a few pages from both of them, having a regular theme like Wyatt has with Humpday History Highlight, and ArmedGeek’s Hooker of the Week, but centered around great guns and beers.

In between random funny crap or pics, I’ll get some substance in writing in there – so stay tuned!

-Smite

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Coolest. Dresser. Ever.

November 1st, 2013 No comments

Where were these when I was a kid??

grenade-dresser

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Penis Delay: Commuters Hardest Hit

July 26th, 2013 No comments

Downtown Saginaw was recently hit with a bulging traffic delay, as illustrated by Siobhan Riley of ABC 12, who inadvertantly drew a 9 inch block penis across the chroma key.


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PayPal Credits Man With $92 Quadrillion

July 26th, 2013 No comments

Pennsylvania resident Chris Reynolds got quite a shock when he opened his most recent PayPal statement — it said he had a $92,233,720,368,547,800 balance in his account.

“I’m just feeling like a million bucks,” Reynolds told the [Philadelphia] Daily News yesterday. “At first I thought that I owed quadrillions. It was quite a big surprise.”

When asked what he would do with the money, he said, “I would pay the national debt down first. Then I would buy the Phillies, if I could get a great price.”

The Daily News speculates that the astronomical balance may be related to PayPal’s new Galactic initiative, announced last month, to expand its business beyond Earth.  “Perhaps Reynolds’ astronomical PayPal credit could get him a few trips to the moon, or at least a nice stay at a space hotel.”

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