Smite A. Hippie

Lawmakers Seek to Award Casualty Benefits to Fort Hood Victims

Damned skippy it was a terrorist attack, and they should most definitely be recognized as combatant casualties.

Rep. John Carter – thank you, sir.  As Hannity would say, “You’re a great American!”

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is a homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is a homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he turns the channel.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced; unless it’s a foreign religion, of course.
If a conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs, and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor, and then sues.
A conservative may try to persuade you to see his or her point of view,  but a liberal will try to force you with his or her imposed position.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

source unknown. h/t – larry.