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From iheartradio.com:

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)

In Maine, It’s Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14

In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder

In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three People At A Time

In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons

In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have Personalized Plates

In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In Any Bar Or Restaurant

In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly Forbidden

In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces

In South Carolina, You Must Be 18 Years Of Age To Play A Pinball Machine

In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has Not Committed A Felony

In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy Weighing More Than 50 lbs

In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can’t Last More Than Five Hours

In Connecticut, It’s Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands

In Louisiana, There Is A $500 Fine For Instructing A Pizza Delivery Man To Deliver Pizza To A Friend Unknowingly

In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk

In Arizona, It’s Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos

From Maxine Waters to Barney Frank…on video in 2004, on record.. in their own words… Democrats denying there are any problems, fraud and pending doom of the housing market (and economy as a whole by proxy):

An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS ,
put him in the White House for SIX MONTHS, and now half
the WORLD is looking for work.