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Discovery Announcement : The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

How much does it cost us to fly Pelosi home on her Air Force party jet? $28,201 each way. In the last two years, she’s billed taxpayers over $2.1 million in travel expenses for her and her family, and over $100k was for inflight food and alcohol. No wonder she’s a fan of public transportation.

Judicial Watch Uncovers New Documents Detailing Pelosi’s Use of Air Force Aircraft

h/t – “Being Conservative” group on Facebook.

well… second to the King of Denial, that wasn’t watching the returns of the election he help campaign for, or was completely unaware of the protests that were happening right outside his house.

Nancy Pelosi: “we won!”

*snicker* *snicker*

Out of touch much?

Pelosi dismisses Dem losses in Virginia and New Jersey

Ahh… 2010 is looking like a good year to come!