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		<title>Friday Funnies early</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ll be out of town and likely won&#8217;t be blogging on Christmas, here&#8217;s an early start to Friday Funnies&#8230; A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.  &#8220;One Marine is better than ten Taliban&#8221;. The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I&#8217;ll be out of town and likely won&#8217;t be blogging on Christmas, here&#8217;s an early start to Friday Funnies&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.  &#8220;One Marine is better than ten Taliban&#8221;. The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.</p>
<p>The voice then calls out &#8220;One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers&#8221;. Furious, the Taliban<br />
commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of  battle, again silence.</p>
<p>The Marine voice calls out, &#8220;One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban&#8221;. The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.</p>
<p>Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,  &#8220;Don&#8217;t send any more men, it&#8217;s a trap. There&#8217;s two of  them&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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