Smite A. Hippie

From The Daily:

Border Sneaks are Semper Sly

Border Patrol officers busted 13 illegal immigrants trying to sneak across the border by disguising themselves as U.S. Marines.

Two Border Patrol officers with military experience stopped a white van with altered U.S. government plates last Monday at the Campo, California, checkpoint and found the men inside all sporting crew cuts and Marine desert uniforms, all with the name “Perez.”
– Sarah Ryley

You gotta love how all the uniform name tags were “Perez”. Classic.

Response to Mexican President Calderon

Democrat Joke: knock, knock Who’s there? Illegal alien. Ah, come on in, we need your vote.