Hillary’s got competition

Now that Hillary is officially running for President of the United States, she’s got some serious competition, what with Democrat Candidate Vermin Supreme, of Manchester, New Hampshire in the game.

I mean seriously, he’s got a long fisherman’s boot for a hat, sporting the wizard look, has a catchy jingle and magic sprinkle dust… What more could you ask for?┬áBased on the intellect of your average Democrat voter, he’s clearly a shoe-in. (Or boot-in? heh.)