THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS ,
put him in the White House for SIX MONTHS, and now half
the WORLD is looking for work.
