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		<title>Mother of all Jihadist Jokes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of the start of Hanukkah and Christmas coming upon us, I present you with a holiday funny&#8230; Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat&#8217;s milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the spirit of the start of Hanukkah and Christmas coming upon us, I present you with a holiday funny&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat&#8217;s milk.<br />
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.<br />
&#8221;This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.&#8221;<br />
&#8221;Yes, I remember him as a baby&#8221; says the other mother cheerfully.<br />
&#8220;He&#8217;s a martyr now though&#8221; the mother confides.<br />
&#8220;Oh, so sad dear&#8221; says the other.<br />
&#8221;And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.&#8221;<br />
&#8221;Oh, I remember him,&#8221; says the other happily,<br />
&#8221;he had such curly hair when he was born.&#8221;<br />
&#8221;He&#8217;s a martyr too&#8221; says the mother quietly.<br />
&#8221;Oh, gracious me . . . &#8221; says the other.<br />
&#8221;And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.<br />
He would have been 18&#8221;, she whispers.<br />
&#8220;Yes&#8221; says the friend enthusiastically,<br />
&#8221;I remember when he first started school&#8221;<br />
&#8221;He&#8217;s a martyr also,&#8221; says the mother, with tears in her eyes.<br />
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says&#8230;.</p></blockquote>
<p>Wait for it&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;They blow up so fast, don&#8217;t they?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>heh.</p>
<p>Yeah, I did it. I went there.  I made a clearly bigoted joke&#8230; aimed at a false religion (manufactured by a pedophile in 5th century). heh.</p>
<p>So by all means, send your hate mail, or designated jihadi to visit me&#8230; my dog, vast bacon supply, and small army&#8217;s arsenal await.. ready to welcome you with open &#8220;arms&#8221;. heh.</p>
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		<title>&#039;Tis the season&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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