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Who am I?

July 12th, 2010 Smite 1 comment

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn’t follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30′s then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country’s foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country’s economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine “A People’s Campaign” and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people ‘hope’, together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include “persecuted minorities” like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation’s leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I’m glad they didn’t. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth..

Who am I?

I am ADOLF HITLER

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

Scary, isn’t it?

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Trashy Thursdays: Miss me yet?

July 8th, 2010 Smite 1 comment

To the left we have a real classy gal, Laura Bush.  To the right we have… what looks like a 2 dollar tranny hooker from NYC  Michelle Obama.

Yep. Good job, Michelle, way to ‘represent’. *fist-bump*

Damn I wish I had a time machine

Stimulus bill = new jobs in China!

March 7th, 2010 Smite No comments

So the stimulus bill hasn’t done squat for jobs here… but China and other foreign nations?
You betcha!

Obama’s Stimulus Money Spent Overseas, Jobs in China

So how’s that Hopey-Change workin’ out for you?

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Congratulations, Comrades…

September 29th, 2009 Smite No comments

uhh… Whiskey Tango Foxtrot… now we’re celebrating communism??!?!

Empire State Building turns red-yellow for China’s 60th
(AFP) – 19 hours ago
NEW YORK — New York’s iconic Empire State Building will light up red and yellow Wednesday in honor of the 60th anniversary of communist China.

The Chinese consul, Peng Keyu, and other officials will take part in the lighting ceremony which will bathe the skyscraper in the colors of the People’s Republic until Thursday, Empire State Building representatives said in a statement.

The upper sections of the building are regularly illuminated to mark special occasions, ranging from all blue to mark “Old Blue Eyes” Frank Sinatra’s death in 1998 to green for the annual Saint Patrick’s Day.
Just last week the tower turned bright red.

However, that was not to mark some other communist achievement, but the 70th anniversary of the film “The Wizard of Oz” in which Dorothy wears ruby slippers rather than the silver of the original L. Frank Baum novel.

I guess it makes sense, considering our continued move toward socialism in this country – that we would celebrate as comrades-in-armsdebt of this glorious occasion.  And what better place to show our pride, than use a classic American icon as the platform.

I wonder if Obama’s gonna light up the White House, and post commie flags around the property, to mark the occasion too.

How’s that Hopey-Change workin’ out for you?

Change you can believe in

August 17th, 2009 Smite No comments

Change? you betcha! the jingle-jingle kind, fo’ sure!  $700K more than her predecessor, and 11 more people.

First Lady now requires 26 servants