Friday Funnies: The Answer
At last!! The answer to a question that has plagued mankind for centuries!!
FINALLY,
HERE IT IS.
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE HAVE ALL BEEN HEARING AND ASKING FOR SO MANY YEARS!
AND THE ANSWER IS: YES!
At last!! The answer to a question that has plagued mankind for centuries!!
FINALLY,
HERE IT IS.
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE HAVE ALL BEEN HEARING AND ASKING FOR SO MANY YEARS!
AND THE ANSWER IS: YES!
Romney at CPAC: “In case you didn’t hear the late-breaking news, the gold medal in the downhill was taken away from American Lindsey Vonn. It was determined that President Obama is going downhill faster than she is.”
Remember how the left constantly made fun of Bush, over his pronunciation of nuclear? Well say what you will, but at least HE knows the difference between corps and corpse.
It was twice on that video, and as I understand it from the news reporting, a total of three times, so it really is how he thinks you say corpsman.
Say it with me now, Mr. President… corpsman… “kohr-muhn”. If you’re still not sure, click on the last link and then the little speaker icon beside the word.
got this one from a friend… what ever side you fall on, c’mon laugh.. it’s just a joke…
“I don’t know about you, but I don’t remember these snow problems when Bush was in office…”
Vegas, baby! You can’t get more American than this… gambling… smoking.. drinking… and guns!
So the first thing I see when I step out of the plane into the terminal in Las Vegas was a bunch of slot machines… shocker, right?
and then this ad…. Love it!!
Never shot a full-auto Tommy gun, I’m so gonna have to do that! Might have to get a suit, bowler hat and cigar and do it Winston Churchill style, though. heh.
How much does it cost us to fly Pelosi home on her Air Force party jet? $28,201 each way. In the last two years, she’s billed taxpayers over $2.1 million in travel expenses for her and her family, and over $100k was for inflight food and alcohol. No wonder she’s a fan of public transportation.
Judicial Watch Uncovers New Documents Detailing Pelosi’s Use of Air Force Aircraft
h/t – “Being Conservative” group on Facebook.
From AP, via the Richmond Times Dispatch:
TABOR CITY, N.C. — A sheriff says a North Carolina state senator shot one of two intruders at his home and hospital officials say the man is in fair condition.
Multiple media outlets reported that Columbus County Sheriff Chris Batten said that 74-year-old Sen. R.C. Soles of Tabor City shot Kyle Blackburn late Sunday afternoon.
A spokeswoman at Loris Community Hospital in South Carolina said Monday that Blackburn was in fair condition.
Batten says the shooting occurred when two men went to the senator’s house and tried to kick in his front door. No charges have been filed.
The sheriff’s office said the State Bureau of Investigation was handling the case. A call to an agency spokeswoman was not immediately returned. There was no answer at a number listed for Soles’ home.
The Democrat has been in the Senate 32 years.
Long time Anti-Gun Advocate State Senator R.C. Soles, 74, shot one of two intruders at his home just outside Tabor City, N.C. about 5 p.m. Sunday, the prosecutor for the politician’s home county said.
The victim, Kyle Blackburn, was taken to a South Carolina hospital, but the injuries were not reported to be life-threatening, according to Rex Gore, district attorney for Columbus, Bladen and Brunswick counties…
The State Bureau of Investigation and Columbus County Sheriff’s Department are investigating the shooting, Gore said. Soles, who was not arrested, declined to discuss the incident Sunday evening.
“I am not in a position to talk to you,” Soles said by telephone. “I’m right in the middle of an investigation.”
The Senator, who has made a career of being against gun ownership for the general public, didn’t hesitate to defend himself with his own gun when he believed he was in immediate danger and he was the victim.
In typical hypocritical liberal fashion, the “Do As I Say And Not As I Do” Anti-Gun Activist Lawmaker picked up his gun and took action in what apparently was a self-defense shooting. Why hypocritical you may ask? It is because his long legislative record shows that the actions that he took to protect his family, his own response to a dangerous life threatening situation, are actions that he feels ordinary citizens should not have if they were faced with an identical situation.
It has prompted some to ask if the Senator believes his life and personal safety is more valuable than yours or mine.
But, this is to be expected from those who believe they can run our lives, raise our kids, and protect our families better than we can.
Perfect timing for a playoff Sunday. Not the team I was hoping would be there, mind you, but hey… just another excuse to drink a beer!
Crack open a cold one, guys… it’s a day of celebration!! Yes indeed, 75 years ago today a New Jersey brewing company churned out the world’s first beer can in 1935. Read all about it here…