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		<title>Barack &#8220;you datin&#8217;?&#8221; Obama</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/05/16/barack-you-datin-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[heh. h/t &#8211; Bill Whittle on Facebook.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heh.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/545694_10150881557772454_155840847453_9707572_1686837494_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1288" title="545694_10150881557772454_155840847453_9707572_1686837494_n" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/545694_10150881557772454_155840847453_9707572_1686837494_n.jpg" alt="Whoring Obama" width="560" height="384" /></a><br />
h/t &#8211; <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bill-Whittle/155840847453">Bill Whittle</a> on Facebook.</p>
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		<title>Chris Matthews: Stupidity on Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/05/15/chris-matthews-stupidity-on-parad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is this [vice presidential debate] about her brain power?&#8230; Do you think cute will beat brains?&#8230;Do you think she’d do better on the questions on Jeopardy or the interview they do during a half-time?&#8230;My suspicion is that she has the same lack of intellectual curiosity that the President of the United States has right now [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;Is this [vice presidential debate] about her brain power?&#8230; Do you think cute will beat brains?&#8230;Do you think she’d do better on the questions on Jeopardy or the interview they do during a half-time?&#8230;My suspicion is that she has the same lack of intellectual curiosity that the President of the United States has right now and that is scary!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>— MSNBC’s Chris Matthews during the 7pm EDT Hardball on October 2, 2008 a couple of hours before the debate.</p>
<p><iframe title="MRC TV video player" src="http://www.mrctv.org/embed/112938" frameborder="0" width="640" height="360"></iframe></p>
<p>Bwahahahah!!! <em>&#8220;I can see stupidity from my pedestal!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>More of teh funny here: <a title="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/15/having-repeatedly-mocked-palin-what-shed-do-jeopardy-matthews-comes-l" href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/15/having-repeatedly-mocked-palin-what-shed-do-jeopardy-matthews-comes-l" target="_blank">Chris Matthews Bombs on &#8216;Jeopardy!&#8217; After Repeatedly Mocking Palin for How She&#8217;d Do</a></p>
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		<title>Bacon Bloody Mary Goodness</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/04/22/bacon-bloody-mary-goodness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine posted this on your Facebook page this morning, and I just had to share this. It&#8217;s a bloody mary with bacon infused vodka, garnished with spicy green bean and bacon, in a bacon salt-rimmed glass. I know what I&#8217;m planning on doing for brunch next Sunday!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine posted this on your Facebook page this morning, and I just had to share this.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Bacon-Bloody-Mary.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-1276" title="Bacon Bloody Mary" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Bacon-Bloody-Mary.jpg" alt="" width="502" height="672" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a bloody mary with bacon infused vodka, garnished with spicy green bean and bacon, in a bacon salt-rimmed glass. I know what I&#8217;m planning on doing for brunch next Sunday!</p>
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		<title>Greatest. Sign. Ever!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/04/11/greatest-sign-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine on Facebook shared this picture, originally posted by The Liberty and Freedom Foundation.  It&#8217;s chock-full of awesome!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine on Facebook shared this picture, originally posted by <a title="The Liberty and Freedom Foundation" href="http://www.liberty-freedom.org" target="_blank">The Liberty and Freedom Foundation</a>.  It&#8217;s chock-full of awesome!!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Obama_Protest_Sign.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1270" title="Obama Protest Sign" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Obama_Protest_Sign.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="719" /></a></p>
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		<title>Curious Pattern?</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/03/28/curious-pattern/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sent to me from a friend: &#8220;Let&#8217;s see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal, put on my new Obama T-shirt, grab my 9mm and hold up a convenience store.&#8221; New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots, These are actual Police Photos. Just think about this for a second&#8230;. Did you ever see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sent to me from a friend:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/image001.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1264" title="hmmm" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/image001.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="291" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal, put on my new Obama T-shirt, grab my 9mm and hold up a convenience store.&#8221;</p>
<p>New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots, <strong>These are actual Police Photos.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/image002.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1265" title="Obama Criminals" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/image002.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="992" /></a></p>
<p>Just think about this for a second&#8230;.</p>
<p><strong>Did you ever see anyone arrested wearing a George Bush T-shirt, or an Ike Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, or even a Richard Nixon shirt.</strong></p>
<p><strong>There MUST be a message here, but I can&#8217;t quite grasp it. Maybe you can help me out here&#8230;.</strong></p>
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		<title>Bandwidth, get&#8217;cher bandwidth!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/03/02/bandwidth-getcher-bandwidth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/03/02/bandwidth-getcher-bandwidth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 01:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m finally sick of the frequently weak speeds on my on my WiMAX connection here and doubt I&#8217;m getting FiOS anytime soon.. I&#8217;ve ordered a business class cable connection. In any case, since I&#8217;m going from no cost for Internet (employer pays the current setup) to a small car payment&#8230;to help subsidize the cost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m finally sick of the frequently weak speeds on my on my WiMAX connection here and doubt I&#8217;m getting FiOS anytime soon.. I&#8217;ve ordered a business class cable connection.</p>
<p>In any case, since I&#8217;m going from no cost for Internet (employer pays the current setup) to a small car payment&#8230;to help subsidize the cost I&#8217;m going to incur, I&#8217;m going to offer colo space to people. I&#8217;ve got 13 static IPs to play with, so if you want a domain hosted or want to drop off your own box, let me know.</p>
<p>The speed will be 50 down / 10 up from this end. No restrictions or metering, as long as you don&#8217;t violate my AUP with Comcast. Extra UPSs are available, and generator/automatic transfer switch on site. The only thing I can&#8217;t guarantee is an outage from Comcast, but it&#8217;s pretty unlikely.</p>
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		<title>Rep. Allen West on GOP Black History</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/02/21/rep-allen-west-on-gop-black-history/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/02/21/rep-allen-west-on-gop-black-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From MRC: Given the polarization on Capitol Hill today, how does the left actually get away with insisting that one day the whole Democrat Party went from hating blacks to loving them and the whole GOP switching positions as well? Given the state of the black community over the last half century under Democrat control, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://mrctv.org" target="_blank">MRC</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Given the polarization on Capitol Hill today, how does the left actually get away with insisting that one day the whole Democrat Party went from hating blacks to loving them and the whole GOP switching positions as well?</p>
<p>Given the state of the black community over the last half century under Democrat control, they may wish to one day rethink their allegiance.</p></blockquote>
<p><iframe title="MRC TV video player" src="http://www.mrctv.org/embed/110219" frameborder="0" width="640" height="360"></iframe></p>
<p>I love this guy, and so wish this man our President. Assuming the current regime hasn&#8217;t totally destroyed this country &#8211; hopefully he will be one day.</p>
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		<title>Friday Funnies: Cross-Service Terms Primer</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/02/17/friday-funnies-cross-service-terms-primer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Donkeys betta hide yo&#8217; quartabaaack!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/01/07/donkeys-betta-hide-yo-quartabaaack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now let me first say&#8230; I love Tim Tebow.  He&#8217;s such a wholesome great guy.  He&#8217;s a real role-model unlike a bunch of others that go shooting themselves in the leg or have a fetish for dog fighting. But! &#8230;it&#8217;s football season, and therefor, trash-talkin time! I don&#8217;t expect this to be a high-scoring game, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1239" title="Antoine_Dodson" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Antoine_Dodson.jpg" alt="Steelers SuperFan" width="500" height="400" /></p>
<p>Now let me first say&#8230; I love Tim Tebow.  He&#8217;s such a wholesome great guy.  He&#8217;s a real role-model unlike a bunch of others that go shooting themselves in the leg or have a fetish for dog fighting.</p>
<p>But! &#8230;it&#8217;s football season, and therefor, trash-talkin time!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t expect this to be a high-scoring game, though. The defense is strong, but my boys&#8217; offense is banged up pretty bad and will be missing some key players.</p>
<p>But in the end, we&#8217;re gonna win it&#8230; why?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/God_is_a_Steelers_fan.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-1240" title="God is a Steelers fan" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/God_is_a_Steelers_fan.jpg" alt="" width="614" height="460" /></a></p>
<p>Sorry, <a href="http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2011/12/watch-the-ram-car-please" target="_blank">Wyatt</a>! I gotta feeeelin&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Steelers_Broncos.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" title="Steelers_Broncos" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Steelers_Broncos.jpg" alt="" width="403" height="278" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ridiculously accurate map of NJ</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/12/07/ridiculously-accurate-map-of-nj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true! heh.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true! heh.<a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/NJ_map.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-1225" title="NJ_map" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/NJ_map-591x1024.jpg" alt="" width="591" height="1024" /></a></p>
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