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Lady Gaga: dumb pop star

August 2nd, 2010 Smite No comments

Hey, she said it. heh.

Lady Gaga slams Arizona immigration reform during a concert

Of course, being a hypocrite like so many other ‘vocal’ celebrities, she stopped short of out-right boycotting the state she’s got a beef with. Wouldn’t wanna take a hit in the wallet, right?

Anyhow, while other “artists” asked her to boycott the state, her response was…

wait for it…

“I said, ‘Do you really think that us dumb (expletive) pop stars are going to collapse the economy of Arizona?”

And there ya go folks! Straight from the horses mouth (literally.)

Oh snap! Barry done got served!

July 21st, 2010 Smite 2 comments

Cameron to Obama: This is how we do it!

The British Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron showed the Messiah how to live within means, and flew commercial to meet with President Obama, saving over $300,000 for British Taxpayers.

David Cameron refuses to fly private. Saves 300k

Of course, he didn’t have a dog to bring along, that required a separate aircraft. heh.

“Man of the People” award?
Cameron: 1
Barry: 0

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I am America!

July 15th, 2010 Smite No comments

Just wait till November…

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I’m in love!

July 14th, 2010 Smite No comments

Just a shame I can’t vote in AZ. :-/

Code Monkey can, though!

Who am I?

July 12th, 2010 Smite 1 comment

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn’t follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30′s then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country’s foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country’s economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine “A People’s Campaign” and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people ‘hope’, together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include “persecuted minorities” like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation’s leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I’m glad they didn’t. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth..

Who am I?

I am ADOLF HITLER

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

Scary, isn’t it?

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Trashy Thursdays: Miss me yet?

July 8th, 2010 Smite 1 comment

To the left we have a real classy gal, Laura Bush.  To the right we have… what looks like a 2 dollar tranny hooker from NYC  Michelle Obama.

Yep. Good job, Michelle, way to ‘represent’. *fist-bump*

Damn I wish I had a time machine

WTF Wednesday: Democrats with power, on display

June 30th, 2010 Smite 4 comments

Senator Amy Klobuchar, DEMOCRAT, Minnesota. Words just cannot describe how much of a dunce this woman is.

She’s not quite as stupid as Peggy West, but in this case she made a mockery of the US Senate wasting valuable time to ask legitimate germane questions to a prospective Supreme Court Justice. Kagen, at least, saw the wisdom of avoiding this one.

Liberals are like children, and this is what happens when you give them power…

How crucial is the “Twilight” phenomenon to the cultural fabric of America? Enough that one’s opinion on it is apparently worth knowing before determining whether she should sit on the highest court in the land.

During her Supreme Court confirmation hearing on Wednesday, Solicitor General Elena Kagan was jokingly asked by Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Democrat of Minnesota, for her thoughts on a particularly pressing issue.

Noting the “incredibly grueling day” Ms. Kagan had on Tuesday, Ms. Klobuchar remarked, “I guess it means you missed the midnight debut of the third ‘Twilight’ movie last night.” After some laughter, she added: “We did not miss it in our household, and it culminated in three 15-year-old girls sleeping over at 3 a.m.”

Ms. Kagan said she was not able to see “Eclipse,” but Ms. Klobuchar nonetheless continued, “I keep wanting to ask you about the famous case of Edward versus Jacob or the vampire versus the werewolf.”

“I wish you wouldn’t,” Ms. Kagan said.

“I know you can’t comment on future cases,” Ms. Klobuchar said. “So I’ll leave that alone.”

Tune in tomorrow when Ms. Kagan is asked whether Dick York or Dick Sargent was the better Darrin on “Bewitched.”

Seriously?!?!?!  Remember this in November, folks.

Friday Funnies: The Obama Voter

June 11th, 2010 Smite 3 comments


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WTF Wednesday: Obama funding terror

June 9th, 2010 Smite No comments

First we’re celebrating communism by flying the Chicom colors on the Empire State Building, and now –  you’re hard-earned tax dollars are funding terrorist states…

Obama pledges 400 million to Palestine

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God Bless You, Congressman McClintock!

May 24th, 2010 Smite No comments

Response to Mexican President Calderon