Smite A. Hippie » Funny http://www.smiteahippie.com If he doesn't, who will? Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:13:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ridiculously accurate map of NJ http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/12/07/ridiculously-accurate-map-of-nj/ http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/12/07/ridiculously-accurate-map-of-nj/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:47:49 +0000 Smite http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1224  

It’s funny because it’s true! heh.

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I’m going to have to figure out what I’m going to do with this windfall, and not spend it all in one place! heh.

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]]> http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/15/friday-funnies-debt-ceiling-cartoon/feed/ 1 Friday Funnies: Weiner limerick http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/01/friday-funnies-weiner-limerick/ http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/01/friday-funnies-weiner-limerick/#comments Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:00:06 +0000 Smite http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1185 There once was liberal named Weiner, Who had a perverted demeanor ~
Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill, Now Congress is one Weiner leaner

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I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
First and foremost, I am asking that you return America to its
August 20th, 1959 borders, so that Hawaii is no longer a state
and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

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Classic. :)

h/t – Bill Whittle on Facebook.

]]> http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/05/04/osamas-last-facebook-post/feed/ 1 Mainstream Media Fail: Obama’s Dead! http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/05/02/mainstream-media-fail-obamas-dead/ http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/05/02/mainstream-media-fail-obamas-dead/#comments Tue, 03 May 2011 02:46:19 +0000 Smite http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1136 For your viewing pleasure – A montage of various news networks and their (repetitive) slip-ups:

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From The Daily:

Border Sneaks are Semper Sly

Border Patrol officers busted 13 illegal immigrants trying to sneak across the border by disguising themselves as U.S. Marines.

Two Border Patrol officers with military experience stopped a white van with altered U.S. government plates last Monday at the Campo, California, checkpoint and found the men inside all sporting crew cuts and Marine desert uniforms, all with the name “Perez.”
– Sarah Ryley

You gotta love how all the uniform name tags were “Perez”. Classic. :-D

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h/t – Paul Westcott

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