You gotta love these things, they’ve evolved over the decades, and here’s a new one I got today from “Sgt. Fong Eric Lee”… who’s presently serving our nation in Afghanistan.
From: Us Sgt Fong Eric Lee
Subject: Please Read.
Date: March 9, 2010 4:40:51 PM EST
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Reply-To: sgt.fongericleeus@yahoo.com.hk
Hello,
My name is Sgt.Fong Eric Lee, a (SGT) in the U.S Army presently in Afghanistan as a combat instructor. During one of our duty assignment early this year in (IRAQ), we stumbled on an Al-qaeda dump site where many arms and plenty cash in U.S. dollars and pounds where discovered in barrels at a farm house near one of Saddam Hussein old palace in Tikrit -Iraq during a rescue operation.
It was agreed by Staff Sgt. Kenneth Buff and myself that some part of this money be shared between both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first,(Eight Million Dollars) was given to me as my own share, but I tell you what! No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives.
So I’m seeking your kind assistance to move this funds to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in (AFGHANISTAN).Please respond for further details.
Sincerly,
Sgt.Fong Eric Lee.
Now Sgt. Fong Eric Lee has apparently taken great risk with his life, trying to take back this cash from those Al-Qaeda boys, surely I must help him… after all, who couldn’t use a few extra million, right?
Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a male donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check, you were driving.’
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
‘My god man, what happened to you?’ asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.’
‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks Obama.
‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, I’m Barrack Obama’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.’
Here is what Obama needs to have set up to talk to a few school children. He still needs to have the teleprompters, and even his glorious podium with the Presidential Seal. Not much room for kids there, huh?
I guess the secret service guy in back keeps eye out for any terrorist-type-8-year-olds with tea partying parents…
Romney at CPAC: “In case you didn’t hear the late-breaking news, the gold medal in the downhill was taken away from American Lindsey Vonn. It was determined that President Obama is going downhill faster than she is.”
Remember how the left constantly made fun of Bush, over his pronunciation of nuclear? Well say what you will, but at least HE knows the difference between corps and corpse.
It was twice on that video, and as I understand it from the news reporting, a total of three times, so it really is how he thinks you say corpsman.
Say it with me now, Mr. President… corpsman… “kohr-muhn”. If you’re still not sure, click on the last link and then the little speaker icon beside the word.
