Smite A. Hippie

It’s funny because it’s true! heh.

Wow. Just received a check in the mail that cost more to send it than it’s worth: 21 cents, from Yingling v. eBay Settlement Fund.

I’m going to have to figure out what I’m going to do with this windfall, and not spend it all in one place! heh.

There once was liberal named Weiner, Who had a perverted demeanor ~
Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill, Now Congress is one Weiner leaner

Dear President Obama:

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
First and foremost, I am asking that you return America to its
August 20th, 1959 borders, so that Hawaii is no longer a state
and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

Classic.

h/t – Bill Whittle on Facebook.

For your viewing pleasure – A montage of various news networks and their (repetitive) slip-ups:

From The Daily:

Border Sneaks are Semper Sly

Border Patrol officers busted 13 illegal immigrants trying to sneak across the border by disguising themselves as U.S. Marines.

Two Border Patrol officers with military experience stopped a white van with altered U.S. government plates last Monday at the Campo, California, checkpoint and found the men inside all sporting crew cuts and Marine desert uniforms, all with the name “Perez.”
– Sarah Ryley

You gotta love how all the uniform name tags were “Perez”. Classic.

h/t – Paul Westcott