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	<title>Smite A. Hippie &#187; Smite</title>
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	<description>If he doesn&#039;t, who will?</description>
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		<title>Donkeys betta hide yo&#8217; quartabaaack!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2012/01/07/donkeys-betta-hide-yo-quartabaaack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Broncos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Denver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1238</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now let me first say&#8230; I love Tim Tebow.  He&#8217;s such a wholesome great guy.  He&#8217;s a real role-model unlike a bunch of others that go shooting themselves in the leg or have a fetish for dog fighting. But! &#8230;it&#8217;s football season, and therefor, trash-talkin time! I don&#8217;t expect this to be a high-scoring game, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Now let me first say&#8230; I love Tim Tebow.  He&#8217;s such a wholesome great guy.  He&#8217;s a real role-model unlike a bunch of others that go shooting themselves in the leg or have a fetish for dog fighting.</p>
<p>But! &#8230;it&#8217;s football season, and therefor, trash-talkin time!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t expect this to be a high-scoring game, though. The defense is strong, but my boys&#8217; offense is banged up pretty bad and will be missing some key players.</p>
<p>But in the end, we&#8217;re gonna win it&#8230; why?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/God_is_a_Steelers_fan.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-1240" title="God is a Steelers fan" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/God_is_a_Steelers_fan.jpg" alt="" width="614" height="460" /></a></p>
<p>Sorry, <a href="http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/2011/12/watch-the-ram-car-please" target="_blank">Wyatt</a>! I gotta feeeelin&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Steelers_Broncos.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1241" title="Steelers_Broncos" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Steelers_Broncos.jpg" alt="" width="403" height="278" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ridiculously accurate map of NJ</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/12/07/ridiculously-accurate-map-of-nj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new jersey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1224</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true! heh.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true! heh.<a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/NJ_map.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-1225" title="NJ_map" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/NJ_map-591x1024.jpg" alt="" width="591" height="1024" /></a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m rich!!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/12/05/im-rich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eBay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1221</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Just received a check in the mail that cost more to send it than it&#8217;s worth: 21 cents, from Yingling v. eBay Settlement Fund. I&#8217;m going to have to figure out what I&#8217;m going to do with this windfall, and not spend it all in one place! heh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. Just received a check in the mail that cost more to send it than it&#8217;s worth: 21 cents, from Yingling v. eBay Settlement Fund.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to have to figure out what I&#8217;m going to do with this windfall, and not spend it all in one place! heh.</p>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I&#8217;m thankful for friends, family, and some damned fine folks that are both &#8211; my fraternal brothers. I&#8217;m thankful for my health, and by the grace of God to have been born in the most prosperous and free nation in the world; one where I&#8217;m always able to walk into a grocery store and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I&#8217;m thankful for friends, family, and some damned fine folks that are both &#8211; my fraternal brothers.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m thankful for my health, and by the grace of God to have been born in the most prosperous and free nation in the world; one where I&#8217;m always able to walk into a grocery store and find it stocked with food (or Boston Market for me in this case today).</p>
<p>I&#8217;m thankful to have a roof over my head, and to be very gainfully employed, at a time when so many are not.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m thankful to those who currently and have previously put their lives on the line to keep this land great, that preserve American exceptionalism and maintain it as a Shining City upon a Hill. I&#8217;m thankful and forever indebted to, those that paid the ultimate price in the line of service, for that cause; God bless them, and their families.</p>
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		<title>Anchors Aweigh!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/10/13/anchors-aweigh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Military]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[U.S. Navy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, U.S. Navy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Happy Birthday, U.S. Navy!</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/317223_10150359540188415_8532248414_8306135_429264092_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1209" title="Navy Poster" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/317223_10150359540188415_8532248414_8306135_429264092_n.jpg" alt="" width="505" height="765" /></a></p>
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		<title>Barack Obama: Hypocrite in Chief</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/08/17/hypocrite-in-chief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debt ceiling]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Liberal Hypocrisy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1203</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. &#8230; I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt limit.” – Senator Barack Obama in 2006]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. &#8230; I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt limit.” – Senator Barack Obama in 2006</p>
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		<title>Preach it, brother!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/08/01/preach-it-brother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[democrats]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Marco Rubio]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not only did Rubio deliver a slam-dunk floor address, he opened up a can of whoop-ass on John Kerry (who served in Vietnam, by the way), and he was totally on point&#8230; delivering instant factually-supported comebacks. [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only did Rubio deliver a slam-dunk floor address, he opened up a can of whoop-ass on John Kerry (who served in Vietnam, by the way), and he was totally on point&#8230; delivering instant factually-supported comebacks.</p>
<p>[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/08/01/preach-it-brother/">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a></p>
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		<title>Friday Funnies: Debt ceiling cartoon</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/15/friday-funnies-debt-ceiling-cartoon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/15/friday-funnies-debt-ceiling-cartoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1194</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/267400_10150241702132772_276988682771_7557554_2463221_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1195" title="Debt ceiling cartoon" src="http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/267400_10150241702132772_276988682771_7557554_2463221_n.jpg" alt="" width="504" height="350" /></a></p>
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		<title>Be Aware, Heartland America&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/08/be-aware-heartland-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/08/be-aware-heartland-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 13:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1190</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.] &#8220;Government is not reason; it is not eloquent: it is force. Like fire, it is a troublesome servant and a fearful master.&#8221; &#8211; George Washington &#8220;In all that people can individually do for themselves, government ought [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/08/be-aware-heartland-america/">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Government is not reason; it is not eloquent: it is force. Like fire, it is a troublesome servant and a fearful master.&#8221; &#8211; George Washington</p>
<p>&#8220;In all that people can individually do for themselves, government ought not to interfere.&#8221; &#8211; Abraham Lincoln</p>
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		<title>Friday Funnies: Weiner limerick</title>
		<link>http://www.smiteahippie.com/2011/07/01/friday-funnies-weiner-limerick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smite</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smiteahippie.com/?p=1185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There once was liberal named Weiner, Who had a perverted demeanor ~ Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill, Now Congress is one Weiner leaner]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was liberal named Weiner, Who had a perverted demeanor ~<br />
Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill, Now Congress is one Weiner leaner</p>
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