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CBS News: Headline Fail

July 12th, 2010 No comments

Bias much? :)

No surprise though, this is the same network that brought us fabricated stories on George Bush’s military records, and news stores like “George W. Bush to Blame for Divorce Al and Tipper Gore”.

No harm, no foul though… I mean it’s not like they’re a credible news organization and people actually tune in to them, so who would have even seen it? Though they do probably get more ratings than MSNBC… that bar is set pretty low, there.

Friday Funnies: Detroit school curriculum changes

July 9th, 2010 No comments

Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!

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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4′s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother’s bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?

10. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

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Trashy Thursdays: Miss me yet?

July 8th, 2010 1 comment

To the left we have a real classy gal, Laura Bush.  To the right we have… what looks like a 2 dollar tranny hooker from NYC  Michelle Obama.

Yep. Good job, Michelle, way to ‘represent’. *fist-bump*

Damn I wish I had a time machine

Time Travelin’ Tuesday!

July 6th, 2010 3 comments

Just a little treat to all you movie buffs out there… Guess what today is? Today’s the day Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88 mph in Doc Brown’s Delorean from 1985:

I can’t believe it’s been 25 years now since that movie came out…makes ya feel old and all, when you remember seeing it in the theater. :)

Of course, as with many other movies (2001: A Space Odyssey being another), present day isn’t exactly the future envisioned in the movie – which isn’t necessarily a bad thing either, as I recall from that sequel.

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Happy Independence Day!

July 4th, 2010 No comments

Today this country, these United States, celebrates her 234th birthday; a birth of freedom, and favored and blessed by Providence.

Thanks to those 56 brave men that pledged their lives under great risk to themselves and their families, the individual militias and the Continental Army, our country was born.

Thanks to our past and present day Armed Forces, and the individual everyday citizens that keep this country moving – the Unites States of America stays strong today.

God bless this country, may she continue to live on forever, as the beacon of freedom and liberty across the world.