Archive for March, 2010

Friday Funnies: The value of a liberal's word

March 26th, 2010 1 comment

Like the value of real estate today.. the value of a liberal’s word? not a whole lot.

Contrary to any mention of “we will not divulge your information” to their mindless listeners, Air America is auctioning off their email addresses. :)

Never argue with a fool…

March 23rd, 2010 No comments

So i’m on Buzz on my phone, which is like a cross between Twitter and Facebook (without the annoying friend status notifications about their Farms and Mafias), and it picks up chatter traffic from others on Buzz nearby, based on my GPS information.

I swear, I would have had a brain aneurism if I just kept going in the endless circle that it did.
Finally, I just gave up, only to have him actually admit the truth right after.  *rolls eyes*

*queue the Dragnet theme*

“Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the idiotic...”

Johnny Parrotman – Mobile – Public – Mar 22
Has Rush Limbaugh moved yet?? This republican wants to know if he keeps his word.

Smite A. Hippie – Uhh yeah, he said he’d go there for healthcare, not move there. Might wanna actually read a source, instead of sounding like a mind-numb idiot echoing the the same repetitive line out of the media. 1:04 am

Smite A. Hippie – Oh yeah, and you being a Republican is about as likely as Michael Moore turning down a Twinkie. heh. 1:08 am

Smite A. Hippie – He also did that intentionally, saying that for a sound-bite to tweak the media with, to see if it would be twisted and echoed as you did. Congrats on falling for that… “here’s your sign.” 1:18 am

Timmy Brokenrecord – – “If this passes and its 5 years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I’ll leave the country”. Hey Smite, don’t be a jerk, its not funny, quit it. 10:53 am

Smite A. Hippie – again, I said get it from the source, not a repetitive broken record of a partial sound-bite from the media (or a fring blog site like the huffinton-puffington post).

that’s not what he said. 10:57 am

Smite A. Hippie – 10:59 am

Timmy Brokenrecord – I just quoted what he said verbatim, and read the post Smite, I’m not Johnny, I never claimed to be a republican. 10:59 am

Smite A. Hippie – and i heard it live, READ the link from the SOURCE. again.. you posted something from a 3rd party yet again… *smacks head*

(and yes, I saw that you weren’t him and changed that comment) 11:05 am

Smite A. Hippie – he explicitly states, he’s going to costa rica for healthcare, doesn’t say he’s MOVING there, even on the link you provided. 11:07 am

Smite A. Hippie – and seriously, when you send a link to something that looks like they’re trying to be a news show (theyoungturks), yet starts into libelous rumors of drugs and sex and other jokes of character toward the end… you (and that source) have completely lost all credibility there… why even bother. 11:12 am

Johnny Parrotman – Holy crap. Rush is the sorriest excuse for a Republican that ever lived. Perhaps he didn’t say he was going to move. But I, for one, would like to help him pack his bags and get back to the Republican roots the party was founded on and get away from Rush’s imperialistic tendencies. Compare Rush to Lincoln and you’ll see where Republicans went wrong. It’s a sad decade for our party. 11:29 am

Timmy Brokenrecord – Seriously, man, both sources are playing recorded audio from Limbaugh’s show. What does it really matter who is playing the clip. Sorry, if Internet media doesn’t live up to your expectations. Yes, he states he’d move to Costa Rica in the clip and then later he goes on and says if it passes and it is implemented he is leaving this country period, the caller goes into something about Cuba blah blah blah. Here is the deal, don’t be a dick, all this stuff about Johnny being dumb or falling for some bait, its ridiculous. I don’t know you, I do know him and the one thing he is not is unintelligent. So take your sign, and seriously move on. 11:34 am

Smite A. Hippie – Timmy… he DOESN’T say he’d MOVE there… even in the audio clip.. take the wax out of your ears and listen to it again. 11:49 am

Smite A. Hippie – and yes, I do question his intelligence, when he’s spouting off about imperialistic tendencies and whatnot. How about citing a source on that one??

I agree the Republican party has lost it’s way in recent history, far from the ideals of Lincoln – but Rush is a Conservative, not a Republican, and Conservatism is the ideals Lincoln founded the party on. Apparently he’s living in another world, confusing imperialistic tendencies from big-government liberals, with conservatives. 11:55 am

Timmy Brokenrecord – Oh, wow fine, he says he would go there for healthcare, than later he says he’d leave the country if this passed and was implemented. 11:55 am

Smite A. Hippie – Timmy Timmy Timmy… he doesn’t say he’d move there… i don’t know how to explain it any other way, beyond telling you to listen to the full clip, or read the transcript I posted.

There’s really no point in going back and forth in a circle on, as the old adage goes “Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference”… if you can’t listen/read (from the actual source), then there’s no hope…we’re done here… 12:04 pm

Johnny Parrotman – A true conservative would want to close all the foreign military bases, gtfo Iraq, and seriously downsize the military. Did you know the Republicans filibustered when we triedto join NATO. Rush is a neocon. Real conservatives want nothing to do with him. He’s a Reagan era leftover that somehow thinks he speaks for conservatives. And Dush did not say he would move to Costa Rica, but he did say he would leave. GTFO, I say. 12:15 pm

Timmy Brokenrecord – you are right we are done here. 12:15 pm

Smite A. Hippie – see Timmy, even Johnny acknowledges it. 12:19 pm

Timmy Brokenrecord – yes yes, he didn’t say move to Costa Rica, he just said he’d leave the country, personally, I’m fine with either scenario. 12:25 pm

Friday Funnies: Headline Fail

March 12th, 2010 3 comments

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Great Van!

March 10th, 2010 No comments

h/t – Jim

419 Scams in 2010

March 9th, 2010 3 comments

You gotta love these things, they’ve evolved over the decades, and here’s a new one I got today from “Sgt. Fong Eric Lee”… who’s presently serving our nation in Afghanistan. :)

From: Us Sgt Fong Eric Lee
Subject: Please Read.
Date: March 9, 2010 4:40:51 PM EST
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;


My name is Sgt.Fong Eric Lee, a (SGT) in the U.S Army presently in Afghanistan as a combat instructor.  During one of our duty assignment early this year in (IRAQ), we stumbled on an Al-qaeda dump site where many arms and plenty cash in U.S. dollars and pounds where discovered in barrels at a farm house near one of Saddam Hussein old palace in Tikrit -Iraq during a rescue operation.

It was agreed by Staff Sgt. Kenneth Buff and myself that some part of this money be shared between both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first,(Eight Million Dollars) was given to me as my own share, but I tell you what! No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives.

So I’m seeking your kind assistance to move this funds to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in (AFGHANISTAN).Please respond for further details.

Sgt.Fong Eric Lee.

Now Sgt. Fong Eric Lee has apparently taken great risk with his life, trying to take back this cash from those Al-Qaeda boys, surely I must help him… after all, who couldn’t use a few extra million, right? :)

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Stimulus bill = new jobs in China!

March 7th, 2010 No comments

So the stimulus bill hasn’t done squat for jobs here… but China and other foreign nations?
You betcha!

Obama’s Stimulus Money Spent Overseas, Jobs in China

So how’s that Hopey-Change workin’ out for you?

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Arche Bunker on Gun Control

March 7th, 2010 No comments

“just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip, and they pick ’em up again at the end”

LOL!! Classic! 😀

Friday Funnies: Dumbest State Laws That Still Exist

March 5th, 2010 No comments


In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK)

In Maine, It’s Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14

In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder

In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three People At A Time

In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons

In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have Personalized Plates

In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In Any Bar Or Restaurant

In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly Forbidden

In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces

In South Carolina, You Must Be 18 Years Of Age To Play A Pinball Machine

In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has Not Committed A Felony

In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy Weighing More Than 50 lbs

In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can’t Last More Than Five Hours

In Connecticut, It’s Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands

In Louisiana, There Is A $500 Fine For Instructing A Pizza Delivery Man To Deliver Pizza To A Friend Unknowingly

In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk

In Arizona, It’s Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos

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Same Company, New President

March 3rd, 2010 1 comment

Well look who’s got a huge (no bid?) contract in Iraq…

KBR wins contract for work in Iraq

March 2, 2010, 9:49PM
KBR has received its first contract for logistics services in Iraq under a new competitive bidding structure that ended its sole-source work, the Army said Tuesday.

Houston-based KBR won a one-year $571 million contract with four option years that, if exercised, could be as high as $2.8 billion, Army spokesman Dan Carlson said.

The contract calls for KBR to provide services including transportation and postal operations, he said in a statement.

KBR (Kellogg Brown & Root) is the former subsidiary of that eeeevil Halliburton, and is the company that was awarded those huge contracts during start of the 2003 Iraq offensives.  They’ve been around for some time, though. They also received contracts during WWII, Vietnam, post-Desert Storm, and I remember them being there with me in Kosovo too… but it was only under President Bush’s terms, there was outcry.

They’re the only company with the experience and man-power big enough to pull off the logistics that are requested by Uncle Sam, but when a Republican is in office, the libs cry-fowl – “Cheney!” “No bid contract!” “Evil big corporation!”

Will there by outcry this time?  Probably not. There wasn’t any under Johnson, or Clinton.. and what Party is Obama with? oh yes, that’s right…

The Ultimate Eagles Tailgater

March 1st, 2010 No comments

Kegs in the trunk, and taps on the side! Awesome!!!

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