Smite A. Hippie

Here is what Obama needs to have set up to talk to a few school children. He still needs to have the teleprompters, and even his glorious podium with the Presidential Seal.  Not much room for kids there, huh?

I guess the secret service guy in back keeps eye out for any terrorist-type-8-year-olds with tea partying parents…

Here’s what the last guy needed.