Smite A. Hippie

yep, it’s official!

Ted Kennedy

One month sober!

…yeah, I know, but c’mon, you still laughed.

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is a homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is a homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he turns the channel.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced; unless it’s a foreign religion, of course.
If a conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs, and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor, and then sues.
A conservative may try to persuade you to see his or her point of view,  but a liberal will try to force you with his or her imposed position.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

source unknown. h/t – larry.

I was out at the Steelers/Chargers game in Pittsburgh last Sunday.   It’s the first time I’d ever been to Heinz Field, and was in awe to see just about everyone wearing some kind of Steelers paraphernalia.  I also didn’t see one Chargers fan at the game hehe.

There were a couple of f’d up plays, but in the end the Stillers still won. woohooo!!!!!

Feel the Steel, San Diego!!

well this one did….and it’s hilarious!

This actually happened a couple years ago, but I just got the clip from a friend now.  Apparently a police officer steals marijuana, makes “Pot Brownies”, has a severe trip, then calls 911. Brilliant!

what an idiot.