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Horse Buggerer

July 29th, 2009 smite No comments

OK this is seriously disturbing, yes… but I’m not sure which is funnier, the article itself about the SC man having sex with the horse, or the two dozen plus comments from people posted about the article.

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Armed and Dangerous

July 27th, 2009 smite No comments

Glenn Beck carries his concealed gun to a movie theater, and the libs go crazy over it…

I love Beck, he’s so the man!

WTF is with Michael Bloomberg spreading lies and propoganda…  the criminals will get carry permits and carry guns everywhere??! What have you been smoking?!

Newsflash, mayor -> THEY ALREADY DO CARRY GUNS EVERYWHERE…. WITHOUT A PERMIT!!   On the lies part – they cannot get a permit, sir, that whole background check thing kinda puts the kibosh on that.

To all the idiotic state-run media ->  be shocked and surprised…  I carry a gun everywhere I go, including movie theaters.  See.. my state (commonwealth) is part of America.. not some commie republic. I have very few places where I cannot carry a gun, and my weapon is always on me.   I always carry it, yet have never needed it.  I don’t go shooting up places or people.   I have walked among you with my weapon, and you were never aware of it.

Philly-Area Blogger Meet

July 25th, 2009 smite 2 comments

Bitter is setting up a Philly-area blogger meet! The gathering is scheduled for Sunday, July 26th at 1pm at Cheeseburger in Paradise in Langhorne, PA. It’s easy to get to, and is close to Route 1 and I-95 (right across the Oxford Valley Mall, in the same circle as the mall).

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Best. Car dealer. Ever.

July 23rd, 2009 smite No comments

Max Motors in Butler, Missouri is giving away free AK-47 rifles with the purchase of a new truck. The promotion starts in the beginning of August. The video of CNN’s coverage of the promotion shows Mark Muller being interviewed by a woman who was taking a very strong stand against what Muller had to say; however, it seems to have backfired pretty heavily.

That guy is awesome! I love how he keeps putting that CNN reporter on her toes too.  Shame that dealer isn’t closer to me, I’d so buy a truck from him!

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call your erectrician

July 23rd, 2009 smite No comments

friend of mine sent this to me:

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize.

One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back, “If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”

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No contract for you!

July 21st, 2009 smite No comments

Awe… what a shame….

Susan Roesgen Out at CNN

Breaking: TVNewser has learned CNN correspondent Susan Roesgen’s contract will not be renewed and she will be leaving the network.

Roesgen, you’ll recall, was criticized for her coverage at the tax day tea parties in April, when she said the event she was covering in Chicago was, “anti-CNN since this is highly promoted by the right-wing, conservative network Fox.”

Roesgen took a break for a few weeks after that reporting and returned to the air in May covering the Drew Peterson arrest. Most recently, she covered Michael Jackson’s death from Los Angeles. Roesgen joined CNN in 2005.

When TVNewser asked whether Roesgen’s comments at the Chicago tea party rally had anything to do with her not being renewed, a CNN spokesperson said, “I can’t comment on personnel matters.”

Here’s a clip of the original incident:

Apparently CNN received a *lot* of emails and letters, so she’s gonna be let go. In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz, on the Simpsons - “HA HA!”

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Coolest. Grill. Ever.

July 20th, 2009 smite No comments

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There’s an app for that.

July 20th, 2009 smite No comments

Got pot? no? well… now there’s an app for that! :)

From the UK Sun

By LEON WATSON

A SHOCK iPhone application which lets users find their nearest CANNABIS dealer has been approved by Apple.
Simply named Cannabis, the £1.79 app lets users search by city for their nearest medical cannabis suppliers, doctors, clinics, lawyers and other relevant organisations.

It currently covers 13 US states which have passed laws allowing medical cannabis use, legal cannabis “coffee shops” across Europe and uses Google Maps for directions.

Makers the campaign group Ajnag.com hope to add cannabis related news, menus, reviews and videos soon.

It is available from the Apple iTunes App Store now, and requires the iPhone 3.0 Software Update.

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“On the next Weiners Gone Wild…”

July 18th, 2009 smite No comments

Wienermobile Wreck

ahh geez, another case of a woman that doesn’t know how to use a weiner, and stickin it somewhere it shouldn’t be…

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. — One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.
Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.
No one was home and no one was injured. No citations were immediately issued.
Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.
Police hadn’t been able to speak to the homeowner as of early Friday evening.
Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

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Facebook Song

July 18th, 2009 smite No comments

My cousin Willie posted this (on Facebook of course heh), and thought I’d share…

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